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But now, says his biographer, he began to seek... But now, says his biographer, he began to seek evil company, and, the victim of his own fame, found safety only in obscene concealment At the Hulks he recovered something of his dignity, and discretion rendered his first visit brief enough Even when he was committed on a second offence, and had attempted suicide, he was still irresistible, and he was discharged with several years of imprisonment to run But, in truth, he was born for honour and distinction, and common actions, common criminals, were in the end distasteful to him In his heyday he stooped no further than to employ such fences as might profitably dispose of his booty, and the two partners of his misdeeds were both remarkable James, the earlier accomplice affected clerical attire, and in 1791 `was living in a Westphalian monastery, to which he some years ago retired, in an enviable state of peace and penitence, respected for his talents, and loved for his amiable manners, by which he is distinguished in an eminent degree' The other ruffian, Lowe by name, was known to his own Bloomsbury Square for a philanthropic and cultured gentleman, yet only suicide saved him from the gallows And while Barrington was wise in the choice of his servants, his manners drove even strangers to admiration Policemen and prisoners were alike anxious to do him honour Once when he needed money for his own defence, his brother thieves, whom he had ever shunned and despised, collected 100 for the captain of their
guild Nor did gaoler and judge ever forget the respect due to louis vuitton backpacks a
gentleman When Barrington was tried and condemned for the theft of
MrTownsend's watch at Enfield Races--September 15, 1790, was the day
of his last transgression--one knows not which was the more eloquent in
his respect, the judge or the culprit
But it was not until the pickpocket set out for Botany Bay that he took
full advantage of his gentlemanly bearing' Barrington
into the hold was plainly impossible, even though transportation for seven
years was his punishment Wherefore he was admitted to the boatswain's
mess, was allowed as much baggage as a first-class passenger, and
doubtless beguiled the voyage (for others) with the information of a well-
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stored mind By an inspiration of luck he checked a mutiny, holding the
quarter-deck against a mob of ruffians with no weapon but a marline-spike
And hereafter, as he tells you in his `Voyage to New South Wales,' he was
accorded the fullest liberty to come or go He visited many a foreign port
with the officers of the ship; he packed a hundred note-books with trite
and superfluous observations; he posed, in brief, as the captain of the ship
without responsibility Arrived at Port Jackson, he was acclaimed a hero,
and received with obsequious solicitude by the Governor, who promised
that his `future situation should be such as would render his banishment
from England as little irksome as possible' Forthwith he was appointed
high constable of Paramatta, and, like Vautrin, who might have taken the
youthful chanel logo earrings Barrington for another Rastignac, he ended his days the
honourable custodian of less fortunate convicts Or, as a broadside ballad
has it,
He left old Drury's flash purlieus, To turn at last a
copper
Never did he revert to his ancient practice If in his youth he had
lived the double-life with an effrontery and elegance which Brodie himself
never attained, henceforth his career was single in its innocence He
became a prig in the less harmful and more offensive sense After the
orthodox fashion he endeared himself to all who knew him, and ruled
Paramatta with an equable severity Having cultivated the humanities for
the base purposes of his trade, he now devoted himself to literature with an
energy of dulness, becoming, as it were, a liberal education personified
His earlier efforts had been in verse, and you wonder that no enterprising
publisher had ventured on a limited edition Time was he composed an
ode to Light, and once recovering from a fever contracted at Ballyshannon,
he addressed a few burning lines to Hygeia:
Hygeia! thou whose eyes display The lustre of meridian
day;
and so on for endless couplets Then, had he not celebrated in
immortal verse his love for Miss Egerton, untimely drowned in the waters
of the Boyne? But now, as became the Constable of Paramatta, he chose
the sterner medium, and followed up his `Voyage to New South Wales'
new omega watches
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with several exceeding trite and valuable histories
His most ambitious work was dedicated in periods of unctuous piety to
his Majesty King George III and the book's first sentence is characteristic
of his method and sensibility: `In contemplating the origin, rise, and fall
of nations, the mind is alternately filled with a mixture of sacred pain and
pleasure' Would you read further? Then you will find Fauna and Flora,
twin goddesses of ineptitude, flitting across the page, unreadable as a
geographical treatise His first masterpiece was translated into French,
anno VI and the translator apologises that war with England alone
prevents the compilation of a suitable biography Was ever thief treated
with so grave a consideration?
Then another work was prefaced by the Right HonWilliam Eden, and
all were `embellished with beautiful coloured plates,' and ran through
several editions Once only did he return to poetry, the favoured medium
of his youth, and he returned to write an imperishable line Even then his
pedantry persuaded him to renounce the authorship, and to disparage the
achievement The occasion was the opening of a theatre at Sydney,
wherein the parts were sustained by convicts The cost of admission to
the gallery was one shilling, paid in money, flour, meat, or spirits
The play was entitled The Revenge and the Hotel, and Barrington
provided the prologue, which for one passage is for ever memorable
Thus it runs:
prada clutch From distant climes, o'er widespread seas, we come,
Though not with much eclat or beat of drum; True patriots we, for
be it understood, We left our country for our country's good
No private views disgraced our generous zeal, What urged our
travels was our country's weal; And none will doubt, but that our
emigration Has proved most useful to the British nation
`We left our country for our country's good' That line, thrown
fortuitously into four hundred pages of solid prose, has emerged to
become the common possession of Fleet Street It is the man's one title
to literary fame, for spurning the thievish practice he knew so well, he was
righteously indignant when The London Spy was fathered upon him
Though he emptied his contemporary's pockets of many thousands, he
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enriched the Dictionary of Quotations with one line, which will be
repeated so long as there is human hand to wield a pen And, if the High
Constable of Paramatta was tediously respectable, George Barrington, the
Prig, was a man of genius
A BOOK OF SCOUNDRELS
THE SWITCHER AND
GENTLEMAN HARRY
I THE SWITCHER
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